Christ.
I was sitting with my brand new puppy on my lap watching Nevermind the Buzzcocks and I remembered Deviantart.
I thought I'd pop back on it. It's all change on the internet.

Last time I was on here I believe I was 14 years old, now I'm all 17 and am working full time after dropping out of college after ruining my life with sex, drugs and phystrance. Haven't you heard rock and roll is dead, children?
Well there runs away the puppy at the sound of the door opening and I'm musing over how the passage of times affects us all.
I must say I haven't used *giggles* or *dies in a plantpot* for about as long as I haven't been on here and that Irish woman I planned to fall in love with broke my heart and changed my whole perception on life.
I'm wondering who still goes on this thing out of all the old friends?
And for all you who laughed at my childish drawings and attempts to write grown up literature I shall tell you to suck on my A* GCSEs in both English Literature and Language as well as art. You sucking good and hard yet?
I can't quite feel it.